I Wish I Was...... ... Judge Dredd

Today I’ve mostly been...


...... Judge Dredd



But as its Saturday. I’m not metering out punishment on the bleak leafy streets of mega-city-middle-England

Instead I’m having a bit of a tidy around the house(#1) ….

So today I’ve mostly been blessed in the chin department, looking stern and wearing a pinnie



The morning started badly..

My traditional garb of justice was somewhat spoiled by the flowery apron, and the lack of crimes happening in SSB Castle made it somewhat boring?

So, at dinnertime I decided to extend the justice system to include minor household crimes. This would quickly be followed by a trip to the Cursed Earth of my garden, to bring law and order to the overgrown!

The afternoon saw the NEW laws quickly implemented

• Loitering dust was banished
• Rubbish got a custodial sentence in Abin
• The dogs’ squatters got executed
• Bathroom Scum felt the wrath of the Lawgivers Demestos shot
  Before..
• Riding the Hoovermaster, I pacified the carpets

Ding! Dong!! Went the doorbell of a new offence… disturbing a Judge while vacuuming?!

Cautiously I answered it..

Standing there was Chief Justice Landlord. Who, having seen the state of my garden, had come to revoke my authority if I didn’t curb the unruly grass…

WHAT!

How dare he talk to me about Turf?! Doesn’t he know…..


I AM THE LAWN!

#1) Walter the Wobot is on strike