I Wish I Was..... ... Living In A Democracy

To Celebrate finally(#1) getting my grubby little mitts on the new Guns N’ Roses album - Chinese democracy.

Today I’ve mostly been…….

…Axel W Rose

And have spent the day singing in a nasally whine and starting feuds

The morning started on a massive high ..

..Until some twat decided the original cover of Appetite was obscene and I started a Fued

The morning went well. Feuding with my band mates kept me amused untill I discovered Vince Neil had borrowed my make-up(#2) and I started a Feud
Then Spent the remainder of morning trying to find Nirvana until Curt Cobain called me a woosey girl(#3) and I started a Feud

Dinner Time was a massive feast of albums, Illusions I & II with Spaghetti for Pudding

The afternoon saw me raking in money but far to lazy to do anything remotely productive.. Except Started another Feud..

Then … yet another Feud

Followed by
Feud
And Another
Finally, I decided to announce Chinese democracy followed by…
Feud
Feud
Feud
ER… Feud
Claim…. Honestly I nearly finished it… did you just call me a liar... - Feud
Feud
Feud
I got it hear somewhere.. Bugger can’t find it - Feud
Feud

And finally…Sleep

Oh… found IT!

#1) only waited 17years!!
#2) It wasn't mine.. errr... was looking after it for someone else!?

#3) I dont wear skirts ner-ne-nerr- ERR... Bugger!!