MKII

Due to the failure of the original Scubamonica™ and our total inability to give up just because a product is RUBBISH!

Blatantly Stupid Ideas unveil the new and improved Scubamonica™ MKII(#1)

Our testers found that the Scubamonica™s tinkly harmonica music successfully stopped divers from being mischievous. BUT, they soon got bored and went back to fish poking and reef damaging.

Something was obviously missing?

We caught & observed a bunch of Goths. These observations revealed two things..
1: Your Common (or Garden) Goth is a self-hating manic-depressive who likes nothing more than hurting himself…
2: Except (MAYBE) for…. watching his fellow black-clad pasty-faced Goth friends… Get hurt!!

This gave us at SSB an Idea!

The addition of a spring mounted blade that flails about. Slicing chunks of off the wearer, would add that ever-important: Element of Danger with a side order of Pain!

Further testing

We took captured Goths to the zoo..
Group A was left to there own devices and were quickly found to resort to petty vandalism followed by long bouts of self-harm
Group B was taken to the lion enclosure and one was pushed in. The remaining were found to miraculously cheer up. They would point and laugh. Watching intently as one of their number ran around screaming. Before, eventually being savagely mauled. They would even smile(#2) one even bought a brightly coloured T-shirt(#3)

Encouraged by these results... WE BRING YOU ….

The Scubamonica™ MKII with Wound-O-Matic™

NOW….

Your diving buddies can hold back. Enjoying the mesmerizing music while you get cut into handy bite-sized fish bait(#4)! This will attract nice brightly coloured fishies and eventually nice big sleek not-so-brightly coloured sharks!

Your buddies: get to enjoy the spectacle(#5) from a semi-safe distance. You: get to see sharks doing what they do best from a not-so-safe distance.

Fun for all!

Deluxe version comes with shark-cam(#6)..

#1) MKII has all the same issues.. Well… it would! It is the same!.. It’s the ones we couldn't sell before. But we sprayed it a different colour(#7) and stuck a big NEW IMPROVED label on it
#2) A phenomenon rarely observed
#3) Never before seen behaviour
#4) Exciting Bonus Feature: slight bleeding to death
#5) Everyone knows there’s nothing more fun than watching someone else gets hurt!
#6) A shark mounted camera - so your buddies can relive your surprised look or post it on Utube

#7) Water soluble paint may have been a mistake though