…….Ozzy Osbourne
Today I’ve mostly been…..
Ozzy Osbourne(#1) and have spent the day..
….. speaking in a mumbly slur, & swearing like a sailor with tourettes.
The day started well enough..
Until I was accused of being unreliable then was replaced with a poison dwarf called Ronnie..
A dinner of bat head soup and dove surprise went down well. But as I was wearing my girlfriends dress, I got confused trying to decide which bathroom to use. So, I relieved myself on a nearby historic landmark & found myself arrested, and then thrown out of town..
The afternoon consisted mainly of heavy drinking. Then a bout of chicken(#2) shooting was enjoyed just before I was re-arrested for trying to throttle my girlfriend.
The evening was spent banging my head on TV cameras, stepping in dog poo and swearing. Then I miraculously turned into a National Treasure??
#2) Or was it Cats?? can't quite remember?!?
Picture by JOSEPH CULTICE courtesy Of www.ozzy.com
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