the Slightest Hint of Impact Triggered Explosion device

Annoyed by neighbours slamming car doors late at night?

Insurance payout refused as repair costs less than your excess?

Embarrassed by the wife’s inability to parallel park?

Or…

Just, Disappointed that the accident you witnessed, on your way to work, didn’t result in flaming cars blowing up like they do in the movies?

Well…..

Inspired by Hollywood blockbusters. Blatantly Stupid Ideas Ltd introduce a Wound-O-matic™ product the Slightest Hint of Impact Triggered Explosion device

Easily fitted to any vehicle.

Small hair-triggered sensors(#1) are discretely placed in your chosen vehicle. Connected to the large quantity of highly unstable explosives we packed into its fuel tank. The Slightest Hint of Impact Triggered Explosion effectively obliterates any vehicle suffering a slight tap, bump or knock(#2)

• Never again….. Do you need to suffer the shame of tiny dings and scratches!.. Those noisy door-slamming neighbours! Or a boring fender bender!
• Impress your friends: by never having to walk away unharmed
• Fit to invalid carriages: for Hours of fun betting when your epileptic uncle will S.H.I.T.E. himself!
• Exciting Bonus feature: Possible sneeze induced explosions
  

#1) the same ones fitted in car alarms that appear to be triggered by bird flatulence at twenty paces!!
#2) or heavy sneeze, asthma attack, etc.